ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

I’ll man the flashlight.
sexlane:



Let’s go on a road trip together. Just you and me.


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sexlane:

Let’s go on a road trip together. Just you and me.

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wolfwrecked:

THE BENEFACTOR: ALL CONTRACTS TERMINATED.

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

marauaders:

YA Lit Meme: [3/10] Series or Books

Anna and the French Kiss Series

I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

[c]

hellacatholic:

when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

You love it.
Love what?
Being Sherlock Holmes.