*hits on you* *actually hits you*



when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

You love it.
Love what?
Being Sherlock Holmes.
People belong in your life by natural vibration, not forced will or expectation.

Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan O’Brien! (August 26th, 1991)

if this isn’t your favourite video you’re doing it wrong


YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

i was born with silver between my teeth
and now i know when to shine and when to sting